His wife lying in her husband's arms: "husband, if you have 10000000000, what do you want to do?"
"Put you off." Husband out (at the time had not been to the brain, and feel bad).
Wife: "the MIFF second things?"
"Take you back!" Husband way.
"Why?" Wife doubt.
"Before marrying you do is too simple, so want to do again, let you marry the scenery."
"It's good for you!" Wife a face moved.
At that time, I really want to say to her husband: "my TMD is really too much wit, not be suspended".
笑话一
老婆躺在老公怀里问：“老公，你要是有100亿，你想做的第一件事是什么？”
“把你休了。”老公脱口而出（当时没过脑，说完感觉要坏事）。
老婆微怒：“那第二件事呢？”
“把你娶回来！”老公道。
“为什么？”老婆疑惑。
“以前娶你时办的太简单，所以要再办一次，让你嫁的风光点。”
“老公你真好！”老婆一脸感动。
当时，老公真想对自己说句：“我TMD真是太机智了，多悬没挨揍”。
Joke two
"Uncle, you are a sell cement, find an aunt is so beautiful, tell me about you and aunt story. "
"I do not know your aunt how to see me, that day, I sold out cement, passing a gold jewelry store, go in to see the fun, you aunt in the inside as a salesman.
I used to ask the question: "how much money a ton of this stuff..."
Then we got married...
After marriage, a fight she scolded me with force.
笑话二
"大爷，您是个卖水泥的，找了个大妈却这么漂亮，说说你和大妈的故事吧。"
“我也不知道你大妈咋看上我的，那年情人节，我卖完水泥，路过一家黄金首饰店，进去看看热闹，你大妈在里面当销售员。
我就习惯性地问了一句：“这玩意多少钱一吨...”
后来我们就结婚了…
结果结婚以后，一吵架她就骂我装逼。
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